MOLLAYYYYYYY.

lepreas:

u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip

(via awkwardrabbit)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via funfilledworld)